Always seeming to be the TSA (transportation security administration) “random check” standing 6′ 3″ with a large Semitic schnozzola, it is the humor/self amusement inside my ADHD brain that gets me through constantly being ushered to the roped off area for additional screening.

It was on my return flight from “the adult novelty show” in the Ft Lauderdale airport that I discovered the security threat of a diabetic woman sporting breast implants.

There I was standing behind a roped off area with a TSA official checking my boarding pass and  drivers license that I watched my bags filled with catalogs, product samples, personal electronics going through the x-ray scan multiple times. Finally in a loud voice from across the room I said  “they’re vibrators” when the x-ray technician motioned a long curved object, to which in a louder more authoritative voice I one again yelled across the room ” it’s a g spot DILDO”.

One can well imagine the looks and eyes of all the adults and families fixated on me including those of all the TSA personal.

It was then as I watched women with bulging breast implants pass thru security with nothing more than a gawk, that I wondered, how much liquid are in those things? After all TSA regulations prohibit more than 3.5 oz of liquid.

 ”The average implant volume is 450 cc. Therefore, a 450-cc saline-filled breast implant weighs about 1.3 pounds (not counting the shell’s weight, which is around 15 to 25 grams). Two implants may weigh about 2.6 pounds with over 30 oz of liquid.”

That is almost TEN times the TSA limits………

Imagine Al-Qaeda outfits a suicide bomber with breast implants filled with plastic explosives and because she is diabetic, TSA security would find it acceptable for her to carry insulin syringes only hers are filled with detonation chemicals.

So the next time you lament how the TSA forbids you to carry drinking water through security, think about all those breast implants filled with saline or silicone or perhaps even plastic explosives.

Have a safe flight.

Beyond the absurdity of our lack of “intelligent security”, perhaps we would best served if the TSA read the body and not a checklist!

I wrote this to make a point.

Because of my physical stature I am always the random check and it seems I am also the ‘random target’ of judgments because of my business; Together Pleasure Inc. addresses sexual wellness with symptoms, benefits, cures, for the mainstream.  

Sex is a very important part of life, xx% rate sex as important to the quality of life – 43% of the Female Population and 31% of the male population suffer a sexual dysfunction at any given time.

did you know that 1/3 of our health dollars are spent on sexually related issues.

Everybody wants it, just look at those ‘public officials’ that spoke one way and went on to make headlines when caught in their own sex scandals. 

The irony of American mainstream media rejecting vibrator adverts that are targeting our sexual health and wellness, when the vibrator was invented as a medical instrument in the late 1800’s as a cure hysteria and still today is the prescribed remedy of the NIH for women suffering anorgasmia including all those women who suffer from neurological disease with decreased nerve sensations.  (Lack of Female Orgasm is a Real Medical Condition)

As CEO of Together Pleasure Inc. beyond the political statement I am proud to say I love breasts, all breasts: large, small, silicone, saline and especially breasts covered with body chocolate paint   

Bruce Diller

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Perfect Position Handles Shower Sex

Physically, with fingertips sliding over skin that you do know so well, and yet, now it is sensually  silky with the wetness, it feels completely different than at any other time.  The droplets of water are ever so gently sliding all over your body with the look of your lover with  dripping sweat and the taste of clean.

Shower sex is pure passion pure lust – it’s the water thing, it goes back the womb, feeling safe and secure………The differences between shower sex and sex anywhere else is shower sex is pure erotic and sweet. It is Passion Reignited!  (and we all can use a little of that, I know I can)

It’s the animal nature in us… men , women, we all just love it when our lover surprises us with pure total attention on us, void of all outside stimuli (tv, phone, kids, none of it just the sound of water and 2 bodies in heat)  having nothing but complete focus to enjoy all that we crave and the desire to just do ‘it’ to him/her, to drive him/her crazy with the building of   hot sexual tension, sensual lust, hot wet passion……… Ladies….gently push him up against the wall… tell him to lean back and grab hold and just enjoy. Slide down his body, and inhale all of him into your mouth.  If feeling his cum on your face is not something you ordinarily enjoy, but something he is dying to do, what better place to let him live out his fantasy and explode on your face but in the shower of course. Cleans up automatically and ladies once again is his turn to reciprocate the pleasures.  After all, this was all about him … this time!

Ladies and Gents…I know knees on the shower floor hurt like hell!!!  No need to be shy take a folded towel or two to kneel on.  It will make all the difference in the world for both of you because when your the one giving pleasure and happy your partner feels your pleasure.  Don’t forget to have you’re waterproof toys, vibrators and lube handy if you want to add them to your shower play.  bhttp://www.togetherpleasure.com/Shower-Sex-C33.aspx

By: I. M. Cyn

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part 1

Imagine you step into the shower, to begin your Sunday morning or to unwind from a day filled with stresses of life, and as you reach for the soap and begin to lather up, your senses are heightened as  you surprisingly feel the body heat of your lover behind you, as he slowly places his lips and is about to kiss the side of your neck … then with his hands and lips, he begins to kiss the back of your shoulders as he moves his way around your back.  Mmmmm … and so passionate shower sex, begins.

There is something to be said for having sex in the shower.  And although sex anytime is wonderful…sex in the water…the water… there is an entirely different emotional, mental and physical feel.  Perhaps it should be called ‘water sex’, as there are many places to enjoy besides the shower alone.  Pools, lakes, the ocean and hot tubs come to mind and of course the most accessible, sex in the shower or bath.

Emotionally there is a detachment of stress that happens in the shower. The water, the silkiness of the feel all over the bodies, makes the sexual experience more basic and sensual. The deep sensual feelings of shower sex, the act of it all are absolute and pure. The warmth of the water, the wetness, and the tingles, when your lover touches you all over, are so erotic…….. Passionate shower sex at its best!

Mentally, there can be almost no thought … just the tactile sense of feeling. With fingertips grazing over the skin, barely felt, yet felt through every cell in your body. The slick, wet feeling between the bodies makes each one feel that they need to somehow hold on tighter and closer allowing the power of the orgasm to grow and build with greater intensity and can at times, almost be deeper, more sensual, more passionate than bedroom sex.  

By: I. M. Cyn      

WARNING Part 2 gets steamy and part 3 gets …………………….

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We have complied 15 of the most fun, inexpensive and fun things to do with your date. Some are things you may do already. This list will help you find things to do without breaking the bank.

1.  Bowling is a classic inexpensive and fun place to take your date. A few games of bowling is a good way to have an affordable yet great time. You can even grab some food and a beer.

2. Movies are probably the cheapest and most common places people go on a date. Mix it up by renting movies and staying in or see if there is a drive-in theater close by. The best part about drive-ins are you can bring you favorite snacks and drinks which will help you save even more. Read the rest of this entry »

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Long distance relationships are becoming more and more commonplace. These are also the hardest type of relationships to be in. There are nearly 7 million people involved in long distant relationships in the U.S alone. The Internet is mostly to blame by making it easier to meet people without leaving ones home. This leads to many long distance relationships. Military personnel also have to struggle with being away from loved ones for a long period of time.

Communication is key. Just because you are miles away doesn’t mean that you can’t be involved in your partners life. Being able to share personal information about your day, thoughts and problems is a good way to build a bond and keep it. Read the rest of this entry »

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