Quotations on Sex, Love and Sexuality

Enjoy icame.com's collection of sexual quotes about sex, romance, love and marriage and of course some funny quotes from a variety of famous people. Share them with a friend or your lover, or someone you want to impress ........

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?" (Bette Midler)

"Sex is an emotion in motion." (Mae West)

"The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform." (Dr. Alfred Kinsey)

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." (Woody Allen)

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." (Anonymous)

"A really hard laugh is like sex—one of the ultimate diversions of existence." (Jerry Seinfeld)

"Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite." (Germaine Greer)

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." (Anonymous)

"For me, love is very deep, but sex only has to go a few inches." (Stacy Nelkin)

"The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes." (Scott Roeben)

"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

"I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible." (Leslie Nielsen)

"Science is a lot like sex. Sometimes something useful comes of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it." (Richard Feynman)

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." (Lilly Tomlin)

"I always thought music was more important than sex—then I thought if I don't hear a concert for a year-and-a-half it doesn't bother me." (Jackie Mason)

"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view." (Maureen Lipman)

"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." (Matt Groening)

"Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts." (Jeff Foxworthy)

"The kiss is a wordless articulation of desire whose object lies in the future, and somewhat to the south." (Lance Morrow)

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." (Steve Martin)

"If it wasn't for pickpockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." (Rodney Dangerfield)

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." (Matt Barry)

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." (Michael Sinz)

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." (George Burns)

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." (Mark Twain)

"Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses." (Charles Baudelaire)

"Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained." (William Blake)

"Great food is like great sex—the more you have the more you want." (Gael Greene)

"Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures." (Samuel Johnson)

"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no.'" (Woody Allen)

"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting." (Gloria Leonard)

"The nice thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it." (Truman Capote)

"Love is the answer; but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." (Woody Allen)

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter." (George Carlin)

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." (Billy Crystal)

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it." (Woody Allen)

"The reason people sweat is so they won't catch fire when making love." (Don Rose)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone)

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." (Robert De Niro)

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." (Robin Williams)

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute." (Unknown)

"I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them." (Jay McInerney)

"An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets." (Unknown)

"The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex." (Randy Thornhill and Craig T. Palmer)

"Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is." (Milton Berle)

"My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects." (Les Dawson)

"If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." (Katherine Hepburn)

"Sex without love is merely healthy exercise." (Robert Heinlein)

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." (Woody Allen)

"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did." (Bill Cosby)

"The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous." (GK Chesterton)

"Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part." (Aimee Mullins)

"The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions." (Alfred Lord Tennyson)

"It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. It’s like a kind of poetry." (Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider)

"One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's probably nothing worse you can do to yourself than that." (Norman Mailer)

"But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already." (Waiter Rant)

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." (Woody Allen: Annie Hall)