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WARNING:
Those big breasts distracting the TSA agent could belong to a
Al-Qaeda terrorist bomber!
Always seeming to be the TSA (transportation security administration) "random check" standing 6' 3" with a large Semitic schnozzola, it is the humor/self amusement inside my ADHD brain that gets me through constantly being ushered to the roped off area for additional screening
It happened on my return flight from "the adult novelty show" in the Ft Lauderdale airport when I discovered the security threat of a diabetic woman sporting breast implants.
There I was standing behind a roped off area with a TSA official checking my boarding pass and drivers license that I watched my bags filled with catalogs, product samples, personal electronics going through the x-ray scan multiple times.
This is the actual one I carried in my bag
Finally in a loud voice from across the room I said "they're vibrators" when the x-ray technician motioned a long curved object, to which in a louder more authoritative voice I one again yelled across the room " it's a g spot DILDO!!!"
One can well imagine the looks and eyes of all the adults and families fixated on me including those of all the TSA personal.
It was then as I watched women with bulging breast implants pass thru security with nothing more than a gawk, that I wondered, how much liquid are in those things? After all TSA regulations prohibit more than 3.5 oz of liquid.
"The average implant volume is 450 cc. Therefore, a 450-cc saline-filled breast implant weighs about 1.3 pounds (not counting the shell's weight, which is around 15 to 25 grams). Two implants may weigh about 2.6 pounds with over 30 oz of liquid."
That is almost TEN times the TSA limits.........
Imagine Al-Qaeda outfits a suicide bomber with breast implants filled with plastic explosives and because she is diabetic, TSA security would find it acceptable for her to carry insulin syringes only hers are filled with detonation chemicals.
While the TSA attempts to defend the ridiculousness of relying on physical body scans our real threats hide in plain sight,
requiring brain intelligence of reading the entire person, their behavior, body language, and micro expressions. Breast implants could be a potential bomb that would go undetected by a full body scan or even a full ‘feel them up pat down”.
So the next time you lament how the TSA forbids you to carry drinking water through security, think about all those breast implants filled with saline or silicone or perhaps even plastic explosives.
Have a safe flight.
I wrote this to make a point.
Because of my physical stature I am always the random check and it seems I am also the ‘random target’ of judgments because of my business; Together Pleasure Inc. addresses sexual health and wellness with symptoms, benefits, cures, for the mainstream.
Did you know?
“Thirty percent of our health care cost is related to sexuality”
Sex is a very important part of life, 72% rate “a satisfying sexual relationship is important to overall quality of life”
Just over four in 10 (43% say they are ‘at least somewhat satisfied with their sex lives, including 18% who are extremely satisfied”
43% of the Female Population and 31% of the male population suffer a sexual dysfunction at any given time.
Everybody wants it, just look at those ‘public officials’ that spoke one way and then went on to make headlines when caught in their own sex scandals.
The irony of American mainstream media rejecting vibrator advertisements, that target our sexual health and wellness. The vibrator was invented as a medical instrument in the late 1800’s and still today is the prescribed remedy of the NIH for women suffering anorgasmia(inability to orgasm) including all those women who suffer with neurological disease and decreased nerve sensations. ( Lack of Female Orgasm is a Real Medical Condition )
As CEO of Together Pleasure Inc. beyond the political statement I am proud to say I love breasts, all breasts: large, small, silicone, saline and especially breasts covered with body chocolate paint.
This was written with humor in an attempt to draw a parallel between our lack of smart intelligence as it relates to TSA/terrorist threats, Together Pleasure Inc. is demonstrating how this is the same absurd myopic thinking we use as it relates to our sexual wellness.
A dysfunctional bedroom life almost always guarantees a relationship ready to implode and explode. Yet, when it comes to talking about the medical realities of sexual health/enjoyment we treat it the exact same way we treat airport security- absurdly.
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Everyone seeks better sexual satisfaction and because of our cultural double standards it is taboo to discuss sexual health. In fact THIS exact press release was rejected “contain references or links to explicitly sexual material”.
We do have the ability to eliminate the harms of a dysfunctional bedroom relationship just as we can reduce the risks onboard airplanes, if we are willing to respond with ingenuity and determination.
A sexually happy couple is a healthy union creating a strong healthy nation.
TSA got you stressed out? ToGetHerPleasure.com reminds you of the natural remedy:
Benefits: Sex can be the key to peaceful sleep, assist with weight loss, stress reduction and successfully quitting smoking, not to mention lowered cholesterol and increased stamina. During orgasm the chemical oxytocin (the cuddle-hormone) is released in the brain heightening emotional response with a calming effect on the entire body.
Together Pleasure Inc. a sexual health information and product company addressing “symptoms, benefits, cures” offering solutions for an enhanced quality of life. The family of websites: icame.com -TogetherPleasure.com – SexDr.com utilize health care professionals together with research data and journal articles, to offer education, solutions and product so ALL can enjoy the intimacy of ‘Together Pleasure’ ………. and its health benefits.
Written by Bruce Diller Verstandig
TSA Special = ToGetHer Sensual Arrival
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